Copyright 1999 -- Robert Baer Jr. Amos Doggie & Hannah -- "Lost & Found" DISCLAIMER Road Rovers characters, names, situations and the Road Rovers universe are the property of Warner Bros. I, nor this script/story are connected with Warner Bros. in any way, shape or form. This document may not be publicized or reproduced in any way, shape or form. It must remain fully intact and may not be altered in anyway. It is strictly used for not-for-profit entertainment purposes only, and is not intended to infringe on any Copyrights. This story is written by Robert Baer Jr and the characters Amos Doggie and Hannah are all Robert Baer Jr's creations, copyright 1997-1998. Dervish is a creation of Casey Johnson, Dawn is a creation of Dianne L. Maurander is a creation of Jeremy Bass, Dylan is a creation of Dylan Rinald, Ace is a creation of Kevin McLeod, Boomerang is a creation of Robert Page. Amos Doggie & Hannah -- "Lost & Found" The scene is Road Rover Headquarters, today it is almost deserted. All of the Road Rover elite are with their world leader masters. Amos Doggie and Hannah are in the lounge area, discussing the day's activities. HANNAH (upset): I'll never take you grocery shopping again, Amos Doggie! AMOS (concerned): Honey bunch, why you so upset with Amos? HANNAH (upset): The first thing you did when we walked inside the store was to grab a banana and eat it! I was supposed to pay for it first, y'know! AMOS (shakes head): But darling, out in the smawp, when you be hungry, you grab what ain't movin and eat it! Amos never be in a food store before, how was I to know? HANNAH (upset): What's worse is you made such a mess! AMOS (laughs): I loved it when that one guy stepped on me banana peel! HANNAH (angry): He fell down on the concrete floor! AMOS (giggles): But it be SO funny! HANNAH (furious): Then you helped yourself to apples, and got us thrown out of the store! AMOS (defensive): Amos be hungry! Besides, I FOUND those apples! HANNAH (furious): FOUND THEM? NO, THAT'S STEALING!!! AMOS (sadly): I'm sorry, wife. Guess Amos wasn't meant to shop... HANNAH (smiles): Well, it was your first time in a supermarket, I forgive you, dear! As Amos and Hannah stand up and hug, the Master calls for all Road Rovers on the PA system. Maurander, Dylan, Boomerang, Dawn and Dervish follow Amos and Hannah to the briefing room. MASTER (on his platform): Road Rovers, we have a new menace on our hands! BOOMERANG (giggles): I was just getting used to the old menaces around here, speaking of old (waves) Hi there, Amos! AMOS (growls): Maybe it be time Amos teach you some manners! DYLAN (looks at Boomerang): Hey, lay off of Amos, he's OK! ACE (defensively): Yeah, Amos is a great guy! MARAUDER (looks at Boomerang): Ever try that crawdad bisk of his? I'm not certain, but I think it could be a natural health remedy.... MASTER (shouts): Settle down, Rovers! Listen to me, someone has just broken into the Army's top research labratory at Fort Dix. Several items were stolen, army intelligence believes the components taken could be used to make a high power laser, capable of destroying vast areas of territory with a single blast! Rovers, go to Fort Dix, sniff out the trail and find those stolen items! DERVISH (stands up): Master, how do you know that it's not Parvo or Storm or .. MASTER (sternly): The culprits were all humans, so that rules out Parvo, and Captain Zachary Storm is currently a patient at the Sunnyside Mental Hospital. Whoever's done this may be someone you've never faced before, so be careful! Dervish, you're in charge. DERVISH (stands up): Ok, Rovers, let's mov'em out! All of the Rovers howl in unison. They board a Sky Rover and fly to Fort Dix. There they are met by Major Gina Cassidy of Army Intelligence. DERVISH (shakes her hand): Major Cassidy, I'm Dervish and this is my team of .... GINA (releases Derv's hand): Let's skip the pleasantries, shall we? You dogs have a job to do, so do it! BOOMERANG (watches Gina walk away): She's got all the charm of a water moccassin! AMOS (angry): HEY!! I know some really friendly water snakes in my swamp! They be old family friends of mine..... BOOMERANG (shakes head): You are one, strange dude, Amos! HANNAH (turns to Boomerang): Not half as strange as you are! BOOMERANG (smiles): Hey Dawny, do you think I'm strange? DAWN (shakes head): Not really, Boomer! BOOMERANG (shifty grin): Then why don't you and me go out tonight? I'll show you a really good time! DAWN (shakes head): No thanks, I'm in love with Muzzle and ,,,, BOOMERANG (interrupting): He's even weirder than old metal arm there! HANNAH (growls): I heard that, Boomerang! Stop badmouthing my husband! ACE (turns around): Hey, everyone, we have a mission here, remember? MAURADER (nods): Ace is right! Let's search for clues... DYLAN (picks up a wadded up piece of paper): Like this one? DERVISH (helps Dylan unfold it): This seems to be a crude map of some sort.. GINA (snatches it away): Let ME see that! Hey, this looks like a crude sketch of our base! ACE (looking over her shoulder, points): And doesn't that look like a tunnel? GINA (turns around, angry): Hey, I'll decide what this map says! Hmmmmmmm. That does look like a tunnel.... ACE (nods): See, I told you! GINA (angry): Don't get smart with me, dogface! BOOMERANG (sternly): Hey, G.I.Jane, chill out, will you? GINA (furious): I'm going to throw all of you in the kennel! HANNAH (looks all around): Where's Amos? BOOMERANG (laughs): It wasn't MY turn to watch him! Mabye the old dog wondered off! DYLAN (looks at Boomerang): That's not funny, Boomer! ACE (points): Look over there! The six Rovers and Major Cassidy runs over to a statue where they see Amos. AMOS (pushes a panel on the statue's base): Lookee at this! It's fake! MARAUDER (shines a flashlight inside): There's your tunnel, Major! GINA (looks inside): But how could this happan on an army base? DYLAN: Maybe the thiefs had some help from the inside... GINA (shocked): Ypu mean traitors within our own ranks? DERVISH (nods): It's possible, Major. I suggest that we follow this tunnel and see who or what is on the other end! DAWN (happy): Let's do it! DYLAN (turns to Gina): Major, could we have some flashlights? AMOS (opens shirt): Like deez, Dylan? GINA (angry): HEY, MUTT, where did you get all of those army flashlights? AMOS (big smile): I FOUND them! HANNAH (shakes head): Not again.... DERVISH (sternly): Alright everyone, get a flashlight and follow me... The seven Rovers and the Major enter the strange tunnel. They travel what seems to be for hours before reaching the other end. The Rovers emerge in a huge, underground cavern where many green shirted people were assembling the stolen parts into a large, laser cannon weapon. DYLAN (points): They're all wearing green! DAWN (nods): Army personnel? DERVISH (nods): It appears that way! MAURADER (looks around): Hey, I don't see Amos! HANNAH (looks around): Or Major Cassidy? BOOMERANG (laughs): Maybe she ran away! I hear that chicks hate caves! GINA (suddenly standing in front of all of them): Not quite, bow-wows! Gina was pointing a rifle at the Rovers, soon they are all surrounded and led to a wall of the cave. There, the evil soldiers shackle all of them to the wall. One of the soldiers finds Amos, who had made his way to the other side of the cavern. Soon, he is also shackled to the wall GINA (evil laugh): So, Road Rovers, you discovered our little secret! Yes, me and a few other soldiers are in on this. We're tried of slaving away for Uncle Sam for chicken feed! We've developed this huge laser gun and will soon be selling it to the highest bidder! Too bad you worthless mutts won't be around to see it! BOOMERANG (struggles): What do you mean, you slimey ... GINA (interrupts): It means that we're about to test the laser again, on YOU MUTTS! SAY GOODBYE, ROAD ROVERS!!! Soldiers quickly aims the huge laser gun at the Rovers and powers it up. The middle part of the huge cannon begins to glow, and electrical sparks begin to fly from the gun and it's control panel GINA (turns towards the gun): What's wrong? What's going on? SOLDIER (shakes head): The gun is malfunctioning, we can't stop it, it's going to explode! GINA (shouts out): Everyone, out the emergency tunnel! (turns to the Rovers) Well, at least YOU DOGS WILL DIE ANYWAY!!!! As Gina and her followers leave through another tunnel, the Road Rovers watch as the huge laser gun glows even brighter. BOOMERANG (scared): WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!! AMOS (smiles): That's easy! Amos uses his bionic right arm to break his metal shackles and then quickly frees the others. DERVISH (smiles): Good work, Amos, now let's get out of here! The seven Road Rovers quickly run into the escape tunnel just as the huge laser cannon blows up. Amos pushes through the collapsing tunnel and leads the others out into the open. There they see Gina and the others driving away in three jeeps. DYLAN (points): C'mon Rovers, we gotta stop them! AMOS (smiles): Amos have an idea! Amos spots three huge railroad ties in a clearing. He picks them up one at a time with his bionic arm and throws them at the jeeps. Each railroad tie flies through the air and smashes through the hoods of the jeeps. All three jeeps flip over and the bewildered soldiers fly through the air. DERVISH (excited): Great job, Amos! DAWN (surprised): That's some arm you have there, Amos! BOOMERANG (mouth hanging open): I don't believe it! DYLAN (motions): C'mon, Rovers, they're getting up and running away! ACE (mad): How can we stop them? They took all of our weapons! HANNAH (smiles): Leave that to me! Hannah uses her sonic powers, opens her mouth and yells. The other Rovers can't hear her, but the low pitched 'sonic noises' make Gina and all of the humans grab their eyes and cringe in pain. Soon, all of the Rovers tie up all the 'bad guys' as the military police arrive. DAWN (looks at Hannah): Hey Hannah, where did you learn to do that? HANNAH (shrugs shoulders): I'm not really sure, I suppose it's an ability I picked up as a Road Rover! GINA (being taken away by MP's): You stupid dogs will pay for this, MARK MY WORDS!!! BOOMERANG (laughs): If I wasn't a Road Rover right now, I'd MARK her MY way! DAWN (laughs): You're funny, Boomer! BOOMERANG (turns to Dawn): Really? Does that mean you'll go out with me? DAWN (shakes head): Nope! BOOMERANG (mumbles): Can't blame a guy for trying... DYLAN (confused): What I don't understand is why did that laser cannon explode? DERVISH (nods): Yeah, seems really weird Hannah reaches over to hug her husband and suddenly backs off. She reaches into his shirt pockets and finds some metal objects. HANNAH (laughs, holds them up): Here's why the gun blew up! Amos, you took these parts off of the laser cannon! AMOS (smiles widely): I FOUND THEM!!! DAWN (nods): Lucky for us you did, Amos! ACE (excited): Yeah, you saved our lives, and destroyed Gina's weapon too! BOOMERANG (reaches to shake hands): Amos, maybe you're not such a strange old dog after all! AMOS (shakes Boomerang's hand): Thank you, young fellow! HANNAH (laughs): Guess there are times it's alright to FIND things! DERVISH (shouts): Let's go home, Rovers, our work here is done! All of the Rovers howl in unison. --------------------------------------------------